"Your feet are prehistoric. Like, absolutely prehistoric. Like literally straight from the f*cking stone ages. Like someone literally just excavated them out of a cave, straight from the stone ages, and here there are! I mean wtf? Wtf?"
Great. Every girl wants to have cute feet or at least doesn't want to be mocked for hideous feet... I know my feet have never been attractive (they're wide) but I don't have overlapping or strange toes or anything else like that... the issue is mostly that running has basically destroyed them. I have some pretty hardcore end-of-toe callouses, which is what caused the "prehistoric" comment. The ends of my toes are white and rough, but if I shave the callouses down it hurts to run, so they're functional and I keep them. And yeah, I'm currently missing 1.5 toenails, but it's not that noticeable. And yeah, right now I could use a bit of foot maintenance--I usually keep my nails polished in some color or another to distract from the black or missing nails (I paint the spot where the nail should be) and right now I have mostly chipped off polish. But whatever, I've been busy.
Wish I could wear these feet around as a badge of running honor, but I guess others don't see it that way.
Exhibit A (don't lose your lunch):
... yeah I guess I'll go fix my nail polish now :'( I like running but sometimes wish I could still keep some semblance of feminine feet.